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JFC. Pat is almost as likely to go have 5 TD's in a game as he is to have 0. This is per game

This oughtta make you all feel better. Direct quote when asked about his contract being surpassed so quickly. “Yeah, I mean, it’s awesome for not only the quarterback market but for just the market of players in general. You want the salary cap to keep going up; you want players to keep getting more and more money. When I signed my deal, I knew I was going to be pretty set for life regardless of what the market kind of [did]. But you just keep playing. I mean, money is one thing, but when you get those Super Bowl rings at the end of your career, I think that’s going to be the thing that you look back upon. I think I’ve made enough money from the football field — and obviously off of it as well — that it won’t matter at the end of the day.” - Patrick Motherfuckin' Mahomes

The older folks are FUBAR. Too much Chiefs related trauma for it to be washed away by what they're now witnessing.

I bet you're fun at parties.

That's OK I used a calculator. Maths are hard. Pat is blowing Brady's pace out of the water.

88/22 = 4 TD's per season for Brady

He's already said he won't sign before training camp. Last year it was like November before he signed.

Ya. What's even more fucked up is Patrick is on pace to surpass Brady's 22 year career record in 12.5 years

The list

Yeah but we have it on good authority from one of the members here that he's secretly a douchebag, despite all evidence to the contrary.

Yep. I do understand his reasoning but he needs to understand that it doesn't matter. The conference runs through Arrowhead until further notice. Jax does have a super soft schedule though, so I also expect them to make a jump now in year 2 of the Dougie P experience.

Yeah people forget that when he signed his contract the AAV was over 30% more than the highest QB contract at the time. The AAV's have gone crazy since then but a lot of that is due to Pat's contract. After Burrowhead and Capt. Lightning Turd sign their contracts, Pat will be 9th in AAV. That's crazy.

lol the disrespect is already starting. Love it. https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/37602089/nfl-schedule-2023-best-matchups-winners-super-bowl-picks-predictions

2023 Schedule Wk 1 Thu Sep 7 Lions GEHA Field at Arrowhead Kansas City NBC 7:20 p.m. Wk 2 Sun Sep 17 @Jaguars TIAA Bank Field Jacksonville CBS Noon Wk 3 Sun Sep 24 Bears GEHA Field at Arrowhead Kansas City FOX 3:25 p.m. Wk 4 Sun Oct 1 @Jets MetLife Stadium East Rutherford, NJ NBC 7:20 p.m. Wk 5 Sun Oct 8 @Vikings U.S. Bank Stadium Minneapolis CBS 3:25 p.m. Wk 6 Thu Oct 12 Broncos GEHA Field at Arrowhead Kansas City Amazon 7:15 p.m. Wk 7 Sun Oct 22 Chargers GEHA Field at Arrowhead Kansas City CBS 3:25 p.m. Wk 8 Sun Oct 29 @Broncos Empower Field Denver CBS 3:25 p.m. Wk 9 Sun Nov 5 Dolphins Frankfurt Stadium Germany NFLN 8:30 a.m. Wk 10 BYE - - - Wk 11 Mon Nov 20 Eagles GEHA Field at Arrowhead Kansas City ESPN ABC 7:15 p.m. Wk 12 Sun Nov 26 @Raiders Allegiant Stadium Las Vegas CBS 3:25 p.m. Wk 13 Sun Dec 3 @Packers Lambeau Field Green Bay NBC 7:20 p.m. Wk 14 Sun Dec 10 Bills GEHA Field at Arrowhead Kansas City CBS 3:25 p.m. Wk 15 Mon Dec 18 @Patriots Gillette Stadium Foxborough, MA ESPN 7:15 p.m. Wk 16 Mon Dec 25 Raiders GEHA Field at Arrowhead Kansas City CBS Noon Wk 17 Sun Dec 31 Bengals GEHA Field at Arrowhead Kansas City CBS 3:25 p.m. Wk 18 TBA @Chargers SoFi Stadium Los Angeles TBA TBA

Yep bout goddamn time

Not to mention that Omenihu is best rushing from the interior, furious George was coming on there at the end of last year, and the School of Mines stud may be healthy again and he was really doing well before he got hurt. Situation not that dire. Honestly I like our DLine. Maybe add another cost effective end *coughsharkcough* and we'll be in business, especially so if FAU puts it together by mid year.

That's because Mike Florio wrote the title and he's a total douchebag

Do we call you Joe or Mr. 6-pak?

That's why I said on paper. That part was probably hard to understand though, not being an English major and all.

Detroit is a physical tough team and may give us fits. Not sure I buy the 7 point early line.

Reminder Patrick is the first QB in history to win the superbowl while taking up over 15% of the cap. That % was that to be the line you couldn't cross and still win a superbowl. Until last year with Pat. The highest before that was Brady at 12.61% in 2021. Pat was at 17.19% last year.

Where: GEHA Field at Arrowhead Stadium | Kansas City, Missouri When: 1 p.m. ET on Dec. 25 (Week 16) How to watch: CBS, Nickelodeon

Chiefs v Raiders Christmas Day https://www.nfl.com/news/2023-nfl-schedule-release-reveal-may-11