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Careful what you wish for, once it can predict to 4 decimal places it becomes Skynet.

The pro bowl hasn't been enjoyable for years. I'd rather watch a skills competition. Frankly there never was a good reason for players to go all out in the pro bowl. Who wants players hurt for a game that doesn't count.

Just need playoff frank to show. Tied Reggie White for 4th all time in playoff sacks.

To be fair, the caption just as easily could say "French man cries after watching a man pair the wrong wine with his cheese."

Snot helps with the curveball, assuming you don't have any bardol, crisco or vagesil available.

Who comes up with this stuff?

Even the sacks we got CJ was almost always causing the pressure that allowed the others to get the sacks. That was certainly the case last week.

Just add "We hope. Signed, all the other AFC teams" to the end of that unnamed scouts opinion and it makes more sense.

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lol hot takes up in here.

Some guys don't grow out of it. Marcus Peters for example

Via Peter King No tight end in history has ever had a playoff hot streak like the one Travis Kelce is on now. His last seven post-season games: Kelce’s average game in the last three post-seasons: 9.5 catches, 108.1 yards, 1.1 touchdowns. Another way to put it: The three previous best tight ends of this century—Tony Gonzalez, Rob Gronkowski, Jason Witten—played a total of 45 seasons. Gonzalez, Gronk and Witten, combined, totaled two playoff games with 10 or more catches in those 45 seasons. In his last seven playoff games, over three seasons, Kelce has had 10 or more catches four times.

Good LTs don't hit FA.

That's OK we're close to unsubscribing from you as well.

This. 3. Turnovers. Only reason they were in the game. Jags are a better team now than then, but their pass D is still suspect. Execute the gameplan, don't turn the ball over and stay healthy. That's what we need out of this game.

They've got 2 years left on the rookie contract including the 5th yr option. He is eligible to renegotiate now but you can bet they'll keep those relatively cheap 2 years on there. If they structure right, probably can squeeze in a few more relatively cheap years if he's amenable.

Kirk ate Sneed's lunch the first time (9/105/2), but little shifty guys tend to give him fits. Since the Seattle game, McDuffie has gotten 70% of the nickel snaps and has looked terrific, allowing by far the lowest completion % of the DBs.

McDuffie will be on Kirk in the slot, not Sneed. Bet on it.

To be fair, his offensive scheme sucked.

Not true. I found a Mahi Mahi in my fridge just the other day. It's not that far from my coach, though I did motorboat my wife after so I see your point.

Yeah @artsy We don't want to see you mess that up on the field again

Except y'all are fans, not players. Nothing you do matters to the outcome. Unless you wear the wrong shirt.