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I’m working on a list of other things for you Sally’s to worry about. 

1. The high cost of Tupperware. 

2. Possible link between wearing makeup and acne. 

3. Will people like us less now that we are better than them. 

4. Will there be a sequel to The Bridges of Madison County?

5. Do those pants make your butt look big?

6. What happened to Richard Simmons?

7. Does this start another 50 year curse?

8. What does Xen stand for?

9. Will the Kardashian’s get cancelled?

10. Wilson Phillips reunion?

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10 minutes ago, TomahawkChop said:

Me too. I live in Des Moines,  but my wife grew up in Saint Charles, Madison County. There’s a covered bridge (Imes) in her hometown. Where do you hail from?

Born and raised in Cedar Rapids but live in Newton now. Worked at Camp Dodge until 2018 and retired from Army, now working in El Paso Texas but family staying in Iowa 

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15 hours ago, reesebobby said:

I’m working on a list of other things for you Sally’s to worry about. 

1. The high cost of Tupperware. 

2. Possible link between wearing makeup and acne. 

3. Will people like us less now that we are better than them. 

4. Will there be a sequel to The Bridges of Madison County?

5. Do those pants make your butt look big?

6. What happened to Richard Simmons?

7. Does this start another 50 year curse?

8. What does Xen stand for?

9. Will the Kardashian’s get cancelled?

10. Wilson Phillips reunion?

#1 - Who uses that shit anymore

#2 - Lots of people need to wear more make up(XEN)

#3 - Yup(it's Xen's fault)

#4 - Xen burnt those damn things down he was so upset after that movie

#5 - Xen's pants and his butt makes his butt look big

#6 - Xen ate him

#7 - No - Xen sold his soul to the devil for this next 50 years of prosperity

#8 - Xen stands for master of all(he thinks), but leader of none

#9 - Xen will never allow this to happen

#10 - Xen has hired them for his birthday bash to ensure this happens!

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18 hours ago, jetlord said:

Not sure about the others, but as for #8, Xen is an archaic Tibetan word for A-hole. 

that depends on how it's pronounced

 'ecksen' is more of a traditional definition of asshole... as in "the asshole is the port through which poop ecksen's the body"

or

'zen' as in  "zen takes assholiness to an enlightened, meditative, astral level"

from my experience, it's the latter

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33 minutes ago, mex said:

that depends on how it's pronounced

 'ecksen' is more of a traditional definition of asshole... as in "the asshole is the port through which poop ecksen's the body"

or

'zen' as in  "zen takes assholiness to an enlightened, meditative, astral level"

from my experience, it's the latter

Om Mani Padme Humfuckoff

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