reesebobby 5,662 Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 I have known this for some time. I guess I just didn't want to acknowledge it because frankly it is scary. Sort of like when Luke realizes that Darth Vader is his father. But we have developed a bond here and I think I'm to the point that I'm ready to just come out with it. So here goes. When I sit in the left chair with my LDT M.D. jersey on, we are invincible. The players play better, the coaches coach better. The officiating is better. I hate it, because I have a Mahomes jersey that I'd like to wear. LDT isn't even on the team, and he wasn't that good to start with. I just thought adding M.D. would be cool. In particular my power seems to help Mahomes somehow. I just sit there and he throws all these great passes. I don't really want the credit, but it's still hard to listen to the announcers give all this praise to Mahomes and Reid and know the hidden, terrible truth. Also, after a quick bathroom break after the Ravens' first drive, I realized by accident that me having my fly open helps us to contain Jackson's running. I didn't realize it until halftime. I'm not sure yet if that helps all run defense or is peculiar to Jackson. Hopefully it's just Jackson because walking around with my fly open in an LDT jersey is not a good look, but with great power comes great responsibility. I am sorry that it took 50 years for me to figure this out. I feel like I have cheated you all out of 49 Super Bowl championships. oldtimer, AlwaysChiefs and West 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen 1,010,220 Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 You asshole! This is why we can't have nice things. P.s. I donated mex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reesebobby 5,662 Posted September 29, 2020 Author Share Posted September 29, 2020 6 minutes ago, xen said: You asshole! This is why we can't have nice things. P.s. I donated It's more of an art than a science. It took years of experimentation. About the time we got Mahomes, I really found my groove. xen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen 1,010,220 Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 Here i thought it was me wearing my chiefs-iron maiden mashup t-shirt all 3 weeks. I mean, my shirt is undefeated and unwashed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reesebobby 5,662 Posted September 29, 2020 Author Share Posted September 29, 2020 13 minutes ago, xen said: Here i thought it was me wearing my chiefs-iron maiden mashup t-shirt all 3 weeks. I mean, my shirt is undefeated and unwashed. That's just stupid. KCSLC2008 and xen 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troyofoc 361 Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 1 hour ago, reesebobby said: I have known this for some time. I guess I just didn't want to acknowledge it because frankly it is scary. Sort of like when Luke realizes that Darth Vader is his father. But we have developed a bond here and I think I'm to the point that I'm ready to just come out with it. So here goes. When I sit in the left chair with my LDT M.D. jersey on, we are invincible. The players play better, the coaches coach better. The officiating is better. I hate it, because I have a Mahomes jersey that I'd like to wear. LDT isn't even on the team, and he wasn't that good to start with. I just thought adding M.D. would be cool. In particular my power seems to help Mahomes somehow. I just sit there and he throws all these great passes. I don't really want the credit, but it's still hard to listen to the announcers give all this praise to Mahomes and Reid and know the hidden, terrible truth. Also, after a quick bathroom break after the Ravens' first drive, I realized by accident that me having my fly open helps us to contain Jackson's running. I didn't realize it until halftime. I'm not sure yet if that helps all run defense or is peculiar to Jackson. Hopefully it's just Jackson because walking around with my fly open in an LDT jersey is not a good look, but with great power comes great responsibility. I am sorry that it took 50 years for me to figure this out. I feel like I have cheated you all out of 49 Super Bowl championships. Wow. Where do I donate. Curious if you will stay strong if the inlaws are over and we are playing Lamar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reesebobby 5,662 Posted September 29, 2020 Author Share Posted September 29, 2020 15 minutes ago, Troyofoc said: Wow. Where do I donate. Curious if you will stay strong if the inlaws are over and we are playing Lamar. I don't think it would be right to profit from this gift. But let's give it a try. Send cash to: reesebobby, Natoma, KS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calichief 3,016 Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 Wow. Where do I donate. Curious if you will stay strong if the inlaws are over and we are playing Lamar. Transfer your donation to the website Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen 1,010,220 Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 Or just give me money. Screw reese, give in to the power of my much better than his shirt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reesebobby 5,662 Posted September 29, 2020 Author Share Posted September 29, 2020 5 minutes ago, xen said: Or just give me money. Screw reese, give in to the power of my much better than his shirt! Your power is about like the Psychic Friends Network power. They failed miserably. You'd have thought someone would have seen that coming. My power is real. the Warparty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KC Warpaint 3,234 Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 On 9/29/2020 at 11:41 AM, reesebobby said: It's more of an art than a science. It took years of experimentation. About the time we got Mahomes, I really found my groove. i really wanted to comment on this but then this thread would swerve so bad it would have to be moved to the LR😃 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
West 6,713 Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Life as a Fan is both complex and illogical. Yes , as you wore the LDT shirt with your dong out, Murph farted 3 times (precisely 3 times) and Wilkie pissed on the floor to the left of the toilet. The Universe is large young Skywalker. w reesebobby, xen, jetlord and 1 other 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetlord 10,209 Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 9 hours ago, West said: Life as a Fan is both complex and illogical. Yes , as you wore the LDT shirt with your dong out, Murph farted 3 times (precisely 3 times) and Wilkie pissed on the floor to the left of the toilet. The Universe is large young Skywalker. w Wonder if Murph's flatulence had anything to do with the Rams leaving STL. mex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Chief 1,092 Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 7 hours ago, jetlord said: Wonder if Murph's flatulence had anything to do with the Rams leaving STL. He certainly cleared out Chernobyl. mex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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