arthur75 415 Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 12 minutes ago, KC Warpaint said: or missouri and national championship (in any sport) TOUCHE. But I am not a MU fan at all. Do not follow college sports. But you sir are correct in your assesment. KC Warpaint 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthur75 415 Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 I can't remember where I heard this but I remember hearing someone say its so cold outside they put a boiled egg up their ass to stay warm.. That is so funny who would do that, ha ha like that would work. I mean you think it would? ha ha of course it wouldn't, would it? Asking for a friend qnet and oldtimer 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer 8,686 Posted December 20, 2022 Author Share Posted December 20, 2022 47 minutes ago, arthur75 said: I can't remember where I heard this but I remember hearing someone say its so cold outside they put a boiled egg up their ass to stay warm.. That is so funny who would do that, ha ha like that would work. I mean you think it would? ha ha of course it wouldn't, would it? Asking for a friend I do know that those Hot Hand/foot Packets work wonders if you can find those..not up your ass mind you KC Warpaint and arthur75 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azchief21 5,278 Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 15 hours ago, mex said: You had a school? We had a pine woodshed and a Marine Corps DI as principal. Had a 6'-5" 8th grade teacher who could swat. Good shoulder-width base, full John Dalyesque backswing with an excellent follow through. mex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reesebobby 5,662 Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 47 minutes ago, arthur75 said: I can't remember where I heard this but I remember hearing someone say its so cold outside they put a boiled egg up their ass to stay warm.. That is so funny who would do that, ha ha like that would work. I mean you think it would? ha ha of course it wouldn't, would it? Asking for a friend After a while you can graduate to baked potatoes. Best to keep them wrapped in aluminum foil though for sanitation. oldtimer and Fmbl2187 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthur75 415 Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 8 minutes ago, reesebobby said: After a while you can graduate to baked potatoes. Best to keep them wrapped in aluminum foil though for sanitation. I have worked for the Government for so long I could probably shove a whole furnace up my ass and still have room for a remote or two. KC Warpaint, oldtimer and West 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFCWEST 1,238 Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 5 minutes ago, arthur75 said: I have worked for the Government for so long I could probably shove a whole furnace up my ass and still have room for a remote or two. I am told you can get a really good deal on a KC Wolf Costume that looks like it will keep you warm. Due to unforseen circumstances the current owner is unable to attend any Chiefs games.. robgar, arthur75 and oldtimer 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer 8,686 Posted December 20, 2022 Author Share Posted December 20, 2022 if Frankie says so..it's on BE PREPARED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetlord 10,209 Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 2 hours ago, arthur75 said: I can't remember where I heard this but I remember hearing someone say its so cold outside they put a boiled egg up their ass to stay warm.. That is so funny who would do that, ha ha like that would work. I mean you think it would? ha ha of course it wouldn'tNah, , would it? Asking for a friend Nah, they were just yolking. oldtimer, azchief21 and mex 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reesebobby 5,662 Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 1 hour ago, jetlord said: Nah, they were just yolking. Eggsactly oldtimer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetlord 10,209 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 5 hours ago, reesebobby said: Eggsactly Part of a shell game. (standing by for an OT "ugh") oldtimer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dhitter 1,424 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 12 hours ago, arthur75 said: Both my boys and daughter in law. Gonna be an amazing day I took my two sons to Arrowhead earlier this year to see the Chiefs-Bills game. Hope yours ends better than that one did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reesebobby 5,662 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 4 hours ago, jetlord said: Part of a shell game. (standing by for an OT "ugh") Thats Eggcellent oldtimer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KC Warpaint 3,234 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 Cluck all of you for these Lame Egg Puns xen and mex 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClarksvilleChief 193 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 Ill be there... mex and oldtimer 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reesebobby 5,662 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 52 minutes ago, KC Warpaint said: Cluck all of you for these Lame Egg Puns If you don't like it, put us on eggnore. xen and KC Warpaint 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spfdchiefsfan 621 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 56 minutes ago, reesebobby said: If you don't like it, put us on eggnore. Wow you really scrambled the crowd with that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mex 65,581 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 One more eggregeous pun and I'm locking this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Chief 1,092 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 7 minutes ago, mex said: One more eggregeous pun and I'm locking this thread. Someone can't take a yolk. mex and xen 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reesebobby 5,662 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 18 minutes ago, mex said: One more eggregeous pun and I'm locking this thread. Well eggscuse me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spfdchiefsfan 621 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 24 minutes ago, mex said: One more eggregeous pun and I'm locking this thread. Looks like some one is pissy for being a clumsy fuck and falling off that wall! oldtimer and mex 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thegoatee 1,780 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 Hopefully the field is heated and doesn’t become concrete. I always worry about concussions and other injuries when it gets that low. Fmbl2187 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen 1,010,220 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 lol guess I'm going to this game. Last game I was at was the epic playoff comeback vs Houston so get ready for a barnburner. Gonna need to burn it just to stay warm oldtimer, mex and azchief21 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fmbl2187 2,279 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 On 12/19/2022 at 12:27 PM, reesebobby said: I guess because I'm from Kansas and naturally tougher than the rest of you, that doesn't seem cold to me. When I was a kid, it was much colder than that and we had to walk to school. That's nothing. I'm from Kansas, and when I was growing up there were some days that were so cold I had to walk to school wearing my house. mex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fmbl2187 2,279 Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 7 hours ago, Joe_Chief said: Someone can't take a yolk. This thread will be over easily by tomorrow. mex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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