Bilyous2 884 Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 That's better than having our board's coroner six feet under. Yep. That was the pun. The "coroner" pun was also good. To not recognize that would be a grave mistake. You know, we really shouldn't carrion like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCSLC2008 606 Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Yep. That was the pun. The "coroner" pun was also good. To not recognize that would be a grave mistake. You know, we really shouldn't carrion like this. My fault; I thought this was the draft thread - not the Bilyous a coroner thread - otherwise I would have seen your comment as more deliberate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilyous2 884 Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 It's Wilkie's fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eraser 722 Posted May 23, 2016 Author Share Posted May 23, 2016 When is it not Wilkie's fault? Which reminds me... What's the difference between a lawyer, and a tick? Answer: A tick falls off when you die. What do you call a lawyer with a 70 IQ? Answer: Your Honor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilyous2 884 Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Chemistry question: Do you know what Boron is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilyous2 884 Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 It is the basic element comprising all things that are completely uninteresting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCSLC2008 606 Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 It is the basic element comprising all things that are completely uninteresting. Boron Boroff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetlord 10,209 Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Didn't know about Boron, but did learn that Barium is what Native Americans do to their dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eraser 722 Posted May 24, 2016 Author Share Posted May 24, 2016 Log on - Adding more wood to the fire. Log off - Usually happens following a big meal, hopefully after you reach the restroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eraser 722 Posted May 24, 2016 Author Share Posted May 24, 2016 What is a minstrel cycle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMO 6,811 Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Love the puns. We really need to get the limerick thread going again. Watching Stubby try to construct one was like watching a car wreck. Just couldn't look away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eraser 722 Posted May 24, 2016 Author Share Posted May 24, 2016 An attorney was cross examining a coroner. Attorney: "Before you signed the death certificate had you taken the man's pulse?" Coroner: "No." Attorney then asks, "Did you listen for a heart beat?" Coroner: "No" Attorney: "So when you signed the death certificate you had not taken any steps to make sure the man was dead, had you?" The coroner was now pissed with all this brow beating Coroner: "Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk, but for all I know he could be practicing law in this very courtroom". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilyous2 884 Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Didn't know about Boron, but did learn that Barium is what Native Americans do to their dead. Excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilyous2 884 Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 What is a minstrel cycle? A monthly tour of itinerant musicians? A means of travel for traveling musicians? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eraser 722 Posted May 24, 2016 Author Share Posted May 24, 2016 A monthly tour of itinerant musicians? A means of travel for traveling musicians? They got a hit for the cycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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eraser 722 Posted May 24, 2016 Author Share Posted May 24, 2016 The chick pea murder. Coroner ruled it a hummus-cide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilyous2 884 Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 They got a hit for the cycle. Ahhhh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilyous2 884 Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 The chick pea murder. Coroner ruled it a hummus-cide You have coronered the market on chickpea puns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilkie 1,518 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 When is it not Wilkie's fault? Which reminds me... What's the difference between a lawyer, and a tick? Answer: A tick falls off when you die. What do you call a lawyer with a 70 IQ? Answer: Your Honor. 40 years of marriage tells me to confess to this. Of corse it is my fault and I promise it won't happen again. Until it does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilyous2 884 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 40 years of marriage tells me to confess to this. Of corse it is my fault and I promise it won't happen again. Until it does. You are a wise man, Wilkie. ....also a wise guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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